At 62 Years Old, Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” Video Vixen is Still Hot

Teacher Still Hot

In a classic case of “where are they now?” we’ve gone back in time to the hair days of the 1980’s. All of us who are children of the 80’s will remember the Van Halen hit “Hot for Teacher.” It made many of us who were prepubescent boys at the time look forward to the new school year in anticipation of scoring a teacher as hot as the rock video’s vixen model, Lilian Muller.

Muller, the teacher in the video who spent most of her time throwing her air around and gyrating her hips to the wicked sounds of Eddie Van Halen’s guitar and to the awesome beat set by his brother, drummer Alex, provided just enough excitement to enable the band’s then lead singer, David Lee Roth to hit the extra high notes when needed. No wonder bassist Michael Anthony just stood there and grinned, with all due attention paid to the front of the class.

Muller got her start in the January, 1974 edition of Playboy, when this author was all of 2 months old. And in case you are wondering what she’s doing today? She’s still modelling, and as you can tell from this picture, she is still as beautiful as ever, in spite of being 62. We won’t use the words “years old” because this is a case in which they certainly do not apply.

Lilian Muller 2

Muller  today, also works as an author, and motivational speaker.

Lilian Muller 1

We will leave you with the video of discussion, and a flashback memory of the teacher so many of us boys had hoped to find waiting on us that first day of school.


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  • Tom Moran

    Anyone know if the inspiration for the “Where in the World is Waldo” books came from this video?

  • ED

    Gimme sumpthin to write on !

  • John Burns

    I don’t Feeel Tardy …….

  • Nick Monterosso

    I’m not going to lie I’d still do her.

  • David Sweeney

    I’ve got my pencil !

  • Jeff Getchell

    She must be living a clean lifestyle, she looks great. She could tutor me anytime.

  • Mbrown

    the clock is slow!

  • Dana DeWitt

    I have been a bad boy and I need punished ;-)

  • nail44

    Still love that one, and she still looks fantastic !!!

  • Clay Cromer

    Sooo .. she was 33 when this video was made. Wow !! 29 years ago ! I remember sitting in school & everyone talking about this video on MTV .. back in the day when MTV didn’t suck.

  • redwings0426

    gimme something to write on

  • James McEnanly

    In the lower picture, she doesn’t look a day over 40

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  • Steve A. Cobb

    wow, still hot.

  • John Tetreault

    Well she’s obviously got a great plastic surgeon….

  • Browncoat

    I remember Lillian Mueller and I definitely remember ‘Hot For Teacher’ (Saw VH five times, first four with DLR) but I never knew it was SHE in the video. “… I think of all the education that I’ve missed, but then my homework never quite looked like this…”